Aaron Rupar

Aaron Rupar

11-12-2019

00:07

MIKE PENCE, warming up Trump's audience in Hershey, Pennsylvania: "It is great to be back in the Keystone Statennnnnhnnnn!"

tfw you and your roommate are thinking about a late-night Taco Bell run at the same time

Pence tries to say "God's help" but says "God's health" instead

Trump begins his speech in Hershey by shouting out a college mascot he refers to as "the Nittley Lions" 😬

Trump pushes a ludicrous conspiracy theory about why Pelosi agreed to USMCA today: "It plays down the impeachment, because they're embarrassed by the impeachment. And our poll numbers have gone through the roof because of her stupid impeachment."

Trump starts to tout the Space Force, but then gets distracted by trashing the media. He claims the New York Times and Washington Post will go out of business unless he's reelected, so he says he expects the papers to endorse his reelection.

Days after getting mocked by European leaders and Trudeau in a viral video, Trump claims, "this country is so respected. And we were not respected four years ago. We were laughed at."

Trump claims that Democrats are trying to "overthrow our democracy" by following the Constitution's procedures for impeaching the president

"Law enforcement is so great. That particular guy wanted to be so politically correct. Ahhh! Ahhh! We don't want to be political correct" -- Trump laments that arena security wasn't rougher with a female protester

Trump, slurring, trashes Christopher Wray. "You have great people in the FBI, but not in leadership. You have not good people in leadership."

Trump refers to FBI agents as "scum." He then refers to John Durham as "Bull Durham." He then refers to Obama as "Barack Hussein Obama."

Trump spreads unsourced rumors about Lisa Page taking out a restraining order on Peter Strzok: "Did I hear he needed a restraining order after this whole thing, from Lisa? That's what I heard. I don't know if it's true." #BeBest

Trump is slurring heavily

Trump repeatedly insists the whistleblower's complaint about his Ukraine dealings is incorrect when in fact every key allegation in it has since been confirmed

Trump's slurring is more noticeable than normal

Trump refers to Maxine Waters as "low IQ" and in the next breath demeans Rep. Al Green

"Darling I want to watch television tonight and there's no damn wind, what do I do?" -- Trump still thinks that wind energy means people won't be able to watch TV reliably

Get a load of this slurry Trump rant about how he's saving marriages

Trump refers to Adam Schiff as a "crooked bastard." #BeBest

they're trying to set a record for most white guys wearing suits on stage at a single time

Trump claims (falsely) that Beto O'Rourke "wanted to get rid of religion -- the Bible."

On the same day that a federal judge blocked Trump's plan to spend billions of military dollars on his wall, he claims, "we're building it and it's fine and we have the military money coming in from the military. Believe me ... we started winning in court."

"Should we give it a shot? Maybe we will. I'm only kidding" -- Trump muses about shredding the Constitution and serving as many as 29 years in office

TRUMP: "Thanks to Democrat immigration policies, innocent Americans in all 50 states are being brutalized & murdered by illegal aliens criminals. Last summer at least 19 illegal aliens were charged in connection with grizzly homicides, including hacking victims to death."

Trump, who has been accused of sexual assault by more than 20 women, politicizes sex crimes committed by undocumented immigrants

TRUMP to Pennsylvanians: "And by the way, you may have the worst district attorney, or whatever the hell ... what the hell. How did you let that happen?"

"She opened that fresh mouth of hers and it stopped" -- Trump brags about how his use of a slur hurt Elizabeth Warren's standing in the polls

"That's her husband, he's supposed to be living in the house. I don't think she's seen him for 10 years ... did you ever see such a phony, disgusting deal?" -- Trump, who reportedly doesn't share a room w/Melania, attacks Warren for posting corny social media videos w/her husband

TRUMP: "We are standing up for the people of Pennsylvania. And you've never had that better year." #wut

"At stake in our present battle is the survival of the American nation itself. We will destroy our country if these people get in" -- Trump threatens the apocalypse if he doesn't win next year

Trump, who earlier in his speech accused Democrats of trying to "overthrow" democracy by following the Constitution's impeachment process, begins to wind down his speech by claiming, "we support, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States." #BeyondParody

And Trump's speech in Hershey is over. It was one of his ugliest and most troubling performances in recent memory.



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